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Private sale no. 001

The Essentials of the Territory

CIS 99 % · ÉDUCONS ! · PRALINONS !

A first selection of official objects — useful, useless, but always perfectly Crestignacian.

The Essentials of the Territory
Opening
1 November 2026
Closing
15 November 2026
Status
Coming soon

Why this sale?

Proceeds from the Private Sales of La Duchesse directly help fund the countless employees of the DGCIPU, as well as projects of territorial interest, some of them serious.

By acquiring these objects, you actively contribute to the influence of Crestignac.

Thank you.

Good taste is not optional. It is public policy.
La Duchesse
Official CIS 99 % mug

Official CIS 99 % mug

Essential for any meeting whose outcome is known in advance.

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ÉDUCONS ! sweatshirt

ÉDUCONS ! sweatshirt

For those who still believe in territorial education.

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PRALINONS ! sweatshirt

PRALINONS ! sweatshirt

Because diplomacy also goes through indulgence.

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An object is always the consequence of a story.

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