The private
salesof La Duchesse
Very real objects,
to fund serious ideas.
“Someone has to pay the countless employees of the DGCIPU.”
Private sale no. 001
The Essentials of the Territory
CIS 99 % · ÉDUCONS ! · PRALINONS !
A first selection of official objects — useful, useless, but always perfectly Crestignacian.
- Opening
- 1 November 2026
- Closing
- 15 November 2026
- Status
- Coming soon
Reserved for those whose existence La Duchesse momentarily tolerates.
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The Cellar of La Duchesse
Cuvée Hélène de Crestignac
With DGCIPU staffing having reached a worrying level, La Duchesse has decided to take drastic measures.
Starting with selling the wine.
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Private sale no. 003Coming soon
The Jewels of La Duchesse
Pieces worn, barely missed.
Announcement expected: 10 January 2027
Private sale no. 004Coming soon
The Phaco de Besla Belt
An accessory, a doctrine.
Announcement expected: 10 February 2027
Private sale no. 005Coming soon
The Territorial Delicacies
Including the famous box of Vulvinettes.
Announcement expected: 10 March 2027